See the Street Entertainment on The Mountain

"Now no western town would be complete without a few bad guys, and a few good ones too. Why we has a rite smart of 'em both here and they's just obligin when it comes to stirring up sumpin excitin most every time ya sees 'em. Now iffen you thinks you seed one of these critters afore, just click on 'em with yer pointee thang and we'll get up closer fer a better look."

"Now as you can see we don't tol-e-rate no frownin aroun here on the mountin. Why you can see what this here clown feller was a doin'. We spects folks to have a good time here on the mountin' and that means that frowns are against the law! Even if you is a handin out balloons, you is gotta smile while a doin' it! See the fin smil example on our mountin ranger here. Now that is a fin Wild Willie's Mountin' smil if ever I seed one!"

"Now it's your turn to practice a big Wild Willie's Mountin smile... Thats rite! Your a gona fit in real good with a fin smil like that."

"Now here is ole Bill Nevil from up Dodge City way and some of his friends. They makes a mighty nice picture here as you can see, but there is somethin about these desparado friends that you might not know rite off. Sometimes they is only friends when it suits their fancy don't cha know. In fact if you gets up a little closer by clicking ole Bill with your pointee thang, you will see how Bill found out that he might just be careful 'bout who he pals aroun' with."

"Yep as I 'members it, ole Bill got in a little frukus with some of the boys and told 'em he was a gonna run 'em outta Dodge. He thunk them buddies of his was a gonna help, till he found out they was all cusins with them bad guys!"

"Of course on WW2Mtn you can never tell where you might find a shoot-out between some of the locals. Funny thing 'bout them though. I keep on a seein' the same shiftless skunks fighting over and over 'round here, and they always show up around the corner the next day."

"There must either be something powerful healing in the water 'round here, or they must be the absolute worst shots in the whole west."

"As you can see them same onery locals also make up as some of the ugliest girls around! My, my if than ain't a site! Would you believe a bunch of bank robbers a dressed up lik this?"

"This band of "lovlies" was captured by the law and was auctioned off to the highest bidder. That lovely little number on the right in the pink brought high dollar. We was offered a whole 75 cents fer her! (I thout that was just 'bout twice what she was worth.)"

"Of course sometimes you sees somethin that just makes you laugh a little, like these two guys a dancin on the street."

"Wait a dad-burned minit here, is they a dancin? Why naw, they ain't a dancin'. Now that I got my spectickles I see that's a big gunfite and that one feller is a usin the other one as a horstage. Why that ain't a gona work here cause once that sheriff starts a shootin he ain't gonna let a little thang like horstages stop him."

"Why the next look here will show you that them Wild Mountain Ranger fellers always gets their man! Thats how they keeps the peace up here on Wild Willie's mountin."

"Well as you can see, it gets rite lively roun' here sometimes. Course it's all in good fun and at the end of the day the bad guys (black hats) and the good guys (white hats) all hangs up their shootin irons and goes out to celebrate and enjoy some of the fun thangs we has to do 'round here. So iffen you wants to see some of the other thangs to do, just click on one of them below with that pointee thang and I'll show you some more fun stuff."