Samples of Stuff for Sale on The Mountain

"While we's up here on the mountn', it would be nice to have a look at some of all the fine stuff that these folks have in these shops. I don't know where they gets all of it, but each month there is just more and more of some of the very finest thangs I ever seed up here! Why, last time I came up the mountn' I found the pertyest dress in one of these shops and I got it fer my wife. Ever time she wears it everbody tells her how nice she looks and that really makes her feel good. She's still a-thankin' me fer that one. (If you know what I mean.)"

"Here we can see some of the fine stuff thats up here on the mountain. Why thers somebody up here that has most everythin' you can think of from Apple cores to Zither strings (whatever them is, I'm shore we got em). We even have some folks what makes their stuff rite here on the mountain in front of your very eyes."

"Now lotsa folks really liks fine metal work. Well, we has a whole buncha places that has stuff lik that. Jus tak a look at them bracelets. They is made of copper and German silver and brass and is jus as perty as you please, and folks say they helps to keep your joints from hurtin. I even hear that John Wayne used to wear one of 'em. Well, I don't know bout you, but if its good for the Duke its good fer me so I got me one a while back. Now that there cowboy is special made from pure steel with the color coming from the heat treated metal. A feller up at The Artistic Torch up near the top of the mountin' made that special fer me and I wouldn't take a perty penny fer it."

"Now we has some Indian folks up here on the mountin' too. Why there's some Cherokees, and some Choctaws, and some Navahos, and I don't know what all, but they's right enterprisin' folks fer sure! Some maks traditional crafts like dream catchers and leather goods, and some works with silver and fine stones to mak some of the pertiest jewelry you ever seed! We even has us a gun smith up here that has all kinds of stuf for huntin', or just fer a decoratin the house. Never can tell what all you can fin up here in all these shops on the mountin'."

"Of course no shopin' trip would be complete without wood stuf, and we has a lot of that as well. We even has folk that makes the knives fer the carvin, too."

"Up here if you think of anything that you want, all you gotta do is ask, caus' fer shore theres somebody thats got it. These hard workin' mountaineers has anything you mit need, and at real fair prices too. When you stop in, tell 'em Ole Chuck sent ya and I'm sure they'll make you a real special deal."